Dairy Pure Milk 50 Lactose Free Chocolate Milk
Notes:
| Egregiously out of balance-- thicker than you expect for nonfat chocolate milk, with a gummy/slimy texture and slight astringency on the way out. Barely any flavor whatsoever, severely lacking cream, salt, sweetness, cocoa-- or anything remotely pleasurable. They took a paradigm-- chocolate milk-- and completely removed anything that anyone would enjoy about it. Even the color is a washed-out, ashen gray that further drives home the emptiness of this product. It's a husk. It's a failure. It's tasteless non-alcoholic beer that provides no buzz, yet a searing hangover. |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 6.0 | 4.0 | 6.0 | 5.0 | 7.0 | 2.5 | 0.0 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 0.5 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fargo, ND USA | Hornbacher's | 1.4L plastic | USD 4.79 |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 1.7 | 0.8 | 0.2 | 3.8 | 0.03 | 96 |
Ingredients:
| Ultra-filtered nonfat milk, cocoa [processed with alkali], natural flavor, guar gum, salt, carrageenan, sucralose, ace K, lactase enzyme, Vitamin A palmitate, Vitamin D3. |
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Product of USA
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