Smooth and creamy, cocoa flavor is fairly well hidden. Familiar and forgettable all at the same time. Dead average.
All tagged 5.0
Friendly Farms 1% Low Fat Chocolate Milk
Seems identical to Great Value 1%, the flavor isn’t noticeably different in any way.
Great Value 1% Low Fat Chocolate Milk
More sweet than anything else, but has that very standard, big-jug chocolate milk taste and consistency that hearkens back to many of our childhoods.
Wegmans Low Fat Chocolate Milk
Sweet and salty and lacking in direct cocoa flavor. Inoffensive and very average.
Nestle Nesquik Trinkfertig (Germany)
Decently creamy for relatively low fat, the German version is much preferred to the more southern-European Nesquiks that contain cinnamon. This tastes like a decently well-rounded chocolate milk that (blindly) I would not have associated with the Nesquik brand. The thickness feels artificial though.
Landfein Schoko Drink (Whole)
Adequately salty and creamy, but the cocoa flavor is hard to locate. Overall, still a drinkable and flavorful experience with a decent amount of wasted potential on the chocolate side of the ledger.
Cow Cow Brown Trink Schokolade
The flavor is not bad, but the texture is way too thick for my liking. The cocoa flavor is mature (not overly sweetened) and tamed way down from the ‘dark’ version. If I could lower the viscosity, I would enjoy it more.
Baren Marke Kakao (1.8%) UHT
Straight down the middle in a lot of categories, this is a nice, average chocolate milk. Nothing particularly stands out, and the slightly thinner than average viscosity is welcomed. Solid, but ultimately forgettable.
Penny To Go Schoko Milch
Chalky texture and fairly powdery chocolate flavor, otherwise a competent and enjoyable drink.
Baren Marke Kakao
Straight down the middle in a lot of categories, this is a nice, average chocolate milk. Nothing particularly stands out, and the slightly thinner than average viscosity is welcomed. Solid, but ultimately forgettable.
MinusL Laktosefrei Milchdrink Schokoladen-geschmack
Creamy and solidly balanced from a flavor standpoint. The chocolate flavor has a bit of a ‘rummy’ quality to it that has been present in other chocolate milks as well. Still a solid choice, especially for the lactose averse.
Comella Choco-Drink
Strong cocoa flavor, but lacking a bit of salt and cream. There’s a powdery quality to the aftertaste that is slightly drying to your mouth.
Ok.- Choco-Drink
Exactly what it claims to be: “OK.” Very similar in look and taste (and ingredients) to Cremo Choky, and only slightly less flavorful as far as I could tell. The sweetness seemed to have just a tiny bit of fruity quality, which I did not detect in the Choky.
Emmi Energy Milk Choco
Decent flavor for what it is, but not overly chocolaty. The flavor is a rather mildly malty one, it’s better than no flavor at all (like Migros Energy Drink Choco). The salt is definitely more noticeable as well, which helps significantly.
Hacendado Batido De Chocolate Sin Lactosa
One of the best-looking products I’ve seen (a shame it’s inside a box!), but this lactose-free version has a hint of a ‘burnt coffee’ taste to me— just a tiny bit. Otherwise, it is well balanced across the board.
Kaiku Batido De Chocolate
Extremely smooth texture and strong flavor— though it’s a bit of an odd one. It tastes like it’s emulating chocolate candy as opposed to chocolate. Sweet, and nice to drink, but missing the real flavor of cocoa.
Puleva Extra Batido Intenso De Cacao
Strong cocoa taste, but not much else going for it. Definitely the darkest chocolate milk I’ve seen yet, and the cocoa aspect did not disappoint, but it’s missing the other factors to make it great. Texture suffers from what feels to be an artificial thickening.
Continente Leite Com Chocolate
Overall a nice, thin texture and sweetness that is not overpowering. Sweet/salty combination is done well but could use a stronger cocoa presence.
Mimosa Bem Especial Crescimento
Very nice creamy taste, quite like vanilla milk. No hint of chocolate that I can detect. Sweet and creamy is still good— by looks it wouldn’t surprise you either as it’s the lightest and grayest I’ve seen yet.
Asda Chocolate Flavoured Milk
Relatively thin, smooth, and has a cognac-y taste. Very sweet, not particularly chocolaty but enjoyable enough taste and experience to finish the glass.