More watery than I remember the fresh version being, but definitely a strong resemblance in flavor. No cream, no salt, not good.
All tagged Low Calorie
Plum Park Chocolate Milk Drink
Tastes like weak watered-down coffee mixed with mild children’s cough medicine. Unpleasant regardless of anyone’s taste preferences. Its only strength is that it’s very low-calorie; no wonder chocolate milk is not popular in China— if this is what they think it is.
Kroger CarbMaster Ultra-Filtered Nonfat Chocolate Milk
Everything is a miss here, from the overly emulsified texture to the noticeably unnatural sweetness that makes your mouth water (not in a good way). I’ve had worse, only because I’ve tried about 260 others to this point.
Sneakz Organic Chocolate Milkshake
Tastes marginally better than you’d expect considering the ingredients (spinach, beets, cauliflower, etc.) but when compared with more traditional chocolate milk, it borders on foul.
Hood Calorie Countdown 2% Chocolate Dairy Beverage
Tastes like you’re drinking water that sat for years in a rusty sink. The sucralose aftertaste is horrendous and makes you seriously reconsider a second sip. I took about 5, regretting each one more than the last.
Immergut Kakao
Watery and has a fortified taste to it— sort of ‘tinny’ or mineraly. Feels unnatural when it hits the back of the throat. It’s a less-flavorful YooHoo, and probably belongs in metal and not glass.
Münsterland Classico Kakao-Drink
Watery, sort of malty but too diluted to carry much of any flavor. More preferable to a lot of other ‘diet’ versions, as it’s nicely thin and goes down without a fight.
Drink Fit Choco (500mL)
Smells like hot chocolate, tastes like sweetened tobacco spittle. Strong flavor which will shock and displease you, and only if you’re me would you take a second sip.
Drink Fit Choco Drink
Good heavens, it tastes like rotten popcorn butter. Visually, it's just as unnatural-- even the meniscus in the glass looks angry, which should serve to all as a warning.
Müllermilch Die Leichte Schoko
Similar egg nog like taste to other Mullermilch products, the taste is just impaired by the ‘light’ qualification. The sweetness tastes sharp and fake, there's no creamy aspect, just overall a poor tasting item.
Migros Léger Choco Drink
Metallic taste, artificial feeling texture and sweetness— not something most people would enjoy. If you need a low-calorie option in Switzerland, ‘Coop Chocato Drink 0.2% Fat’ is a slightly tastier choice.
Coop Chocato Drink 0.2 Percent Fat
Super chalky and powdery cocoa taste that feels unnatural. Could use some salt at the very least to bring it together.
Eroski Batido De Cacao
Exceptionally chalky with a low amount of sweetness that actually works to its advantage. The cocoa flavor maybe a bit more acidic than I initially expected, but remained consistent throughout and by the end it was not an issue. My first thought was ‘tomato’ when I took a small sip— but that proved to be fleeting.
ColaCao Shake Zero
The bile-like yellowish-brown pigment is by far its best feature. If you like chemically-tasting, exceedingly grainy dishwater, you may be able to choke this down. I think it’s supposed to be heated in the microwave (which I didn’t do) but there’s no way it improves things enough to make a tangible difference.
Cacaolat Zero
Nowhere near as flavorful as the Original Cacaolat (which is to be expected with the no added sugar label / Stevia)— it severely lacks salt, and the sweetness that is present is hard to taste without wincing. It looks the same, and the packaging is attractive, but not to be considered seriously for those without an aversion to added sugar.
Feiraco Batido De Chocolate
Thicker than many other boxed chocolate milks. Has a decent combination of more cocoa and less sweet, but in the end, it was not a memorable experience. There’s also a slight wheat-like flavor.
Mimosa Leite Com Chocolate Light
Slight mineral-y taste that overpowers the cocoa. It has a sweetness but not the most pleasant one. Aside from a cloying sweetness, there is not much else to note. Nice thin texture, but not worth more than a few sips.