Excellent creamy flavor that transcends the limits of what you’d think its fat content could produce. It’s buttery, with mature cocoa flavor and a clean finish that keeps you coming back for more.
All tagged 9.0
Fairebel Volle Melk Met Chocoladesmaak
Deliciously creamy and balanced with an aftertaste that is both satisfying and enticing for the for the next sip. Everything feels ‘right’— it’s the best chocolate milk I’ve had in Belgium.
Happy Chocolate Milk
Salty, sweet, and chocolaty, it’s hard not to enjoy this. There’s a noticeable chalk to it, but when it delivers authentic-feeling cocoa flavor, it doesn’t register as obtrusive in the least. Flat out delicious!
Jumbo Biologisch & Fairtrade Chocolade Melk
Very similar to Dutch organic ‘Happy Chocolate’ in many ways— the only difference was that this seemed just a bit less salty— and I can’t decide which I prefer— they’re both outstanding.
Spar Enjoy Schoko-Drink
Wow— tons of cocoa flavor that refuses to leave your side after each indulgent sip. There’s definitely some grit to it, but the cream helps to sweep it away and you won't mind anyhow. Might even give you a buzz if you’ve been chocolate deprived.
Emmi Choco Latte Classic
Tons thinner than you’d expect from this packaging (often used for milkshakes) and it nails the high-cream-to-low-viscosity ratio that is one of my top criteria for a high score. The cocoa flavor is strongly sour, and interacts well with the cream, bringing you a very mature and indulgent feel that is refreshing in a world of over-emulsified, candy-sweet drinks.
Byrne Dairy Chocolate Milk (1.89L glass)
Ahh.. Has that same salt/malt combination that I had come to expect from Byrne Dairy— it’s outstanding. The chocolate piece is subtle, but you’re unlikely to care much as everything else is great. Reminiscent of Heidi in Switzerland, which is high praise.
Strafford Organic Creamery Reduced Fat Chocolate Milk
The chocolate settles rather quickly— but it won’t be an issue to consume this one forthwith, it’s delicious. Beautiful aesthetics, strong dark chocolate flavor, thinnish viscosity, adequate cream— all things I wan’t and nothing I don’t.
Kimball Brook Farm Organic Chocolate Whole Milk
Darker chocolate flavor that settles quickly. I love how the thin viscosity pairs with the cream to make it extremely (and quickly) drinkable. Has a mature flavor that gets better the deeper you get into the pint.
Seoul Milk Disney Chocolate
Amped-up flavor but extremely well-balanced and sophisticated feeling. Definitely worth the asking price, which I had assumed was mainly going toward Disney, but if it’s what’s inside that counts, this is a definite winner.
Namyang Einstein DHA Chocolate Milk
Exceedingly delicious, in a way that perhaps plays to my palate more than others. It’s thin, salty, and the creaminess exudes a buttery quality that implores you to burn through the entire 4 pack (they’re tiny boxes anyway). This is made for kids?! Should be served in a champagne glass.
Shamrock Farms Chocolate Milk
Very tasty with strong salt and malt combination delivered through a relatively thin but highly creamy medium.
Byrne Dairy Chocolate Milk
Salty, malty, and excellent. Not overpoweringly chocolaty, but tons of flavor in an equally good direction. Reminiscent of Heidi in Switzerland. Oh, Heidi.. Go out of your way to find this in Upstate NY.
Upstate Farms Intense Chocolate Milk (Whole)
Powerfully sweet and (as advertised) intensely chocolaty— the chocolate ice cream picture on the label is an accurate representation of what you’re about to enjoy. Tons of flavor, decidedly on the sweeter side of indulgence, but rewarding nonetheless.
Upländer Bauern Molkerei Bio Schoko Milch
Great combination of thin viscosity with a powerful creamy/milky snap. Reminds me a bit of the Demeter brand in look, feel, and taste (there is a noticeable malty component that outshines the cocoa), but different enough to distinguish itself. Very nice.
Berchtesgadener Land Frische Schokoladen Milch
Very creamy and flavorful, more of a ‘dairy’ taste to it— also plenty of salt which helps to bring each sip to a satisfying conclusion.
Ja! Natürlich Schokomilch
Impressively thin, smooth, creamy, flavorful— everything you could want in a chocolate milk. May be too sweet for some, but the flavor is densely packed and goes down very quickly— the cup is gone before you know it!
Heidi Drink
Smooth and malty— very tasty despite not having tons of chocolate flavor. Gets better with each sip, and alas, it’s gone. Time to get more.
Vigor Leite Fresco Chocolate
Dominant sweet malty taste that is outstanding. Texture is extremely smooth and it feels expensive. I taste more malt than cocoa, but it is still a very good drinking experience.