All tagged 9.5
Delectably buttery and well balanced, with a unique and crave-worthy splash-of-wild cream flavor, confident cocoa, and a salty bite that further amplifies its excellence. I can’t believe it’s 2%, and I do this for a living— this is outstanding stuff.
Strong upfront cocoa flavor sustained by delicious cream and ushered out with a salty snap-- bringing each sip to a satisfying conclusion. There’s lots going on here, and all of it is brilliant.
The cream grabs control of your palate and navigates you through a straightforward yet highly interesting path of cocoa retreat— with strong emphasis on ‘treat’.
The cream melts in your mouth like a warm pat of honey butter, leaving you with a chocolate flavor that is straightforward and more of an adornment to its other characteristics (primarily the cream and salt/sweet balance). You won’t want the experience to end.
Gorgeous, just plain gorgeous. Thin texture, yet wonderfully creamy presence that you can feel from your lips to your hips, and all points in between. The cocoa flavor is omnipresent and true— this is not one to pass up!
Gorgeously thin and buttery with little else to distract from the experience. After each swallow, you’re left with a warm sensation in the mouth, which mirrors your soul in solidarity.
Indulgently creamy with a unique cocoa profile that reminds me of Kalona Super Natural. There’s a hearty (I hate that word) texture that feels genuine— rich, dense cream and fine (but feel-able) cocoa particulates remind you that you’re drinking something real.
Dark, bold, mature cocoa flavor that is drinkable through the wondrous confluence of science and agriculture. It’s the perfect size (4.5oz / 135mL) for something so indulgent, in that it not only prevents over exposure, but it forces one to drink it slowly and truly appreciate the experience. The future of chocolate milk for adults, and perhaps the future of dessert itself.
Beautifully creamy, with a malty (and almost caramel-like) dominance that manages to feel indulgent, yet responsible and mature.
An absolutely delicious ride through chocolate streams gilded with buttery cream— an experience of which you will not soon tire. I was well into my second glass before snapping out of my momentary bliss-induced aphasia. Go out of your way to acquire this.
Noticeably thicker than the plastic bottle version, and also finishes with a more chocolaty (than malty) note. It’s deliciously creamy, flavorful, and proof that the ‘Dairyland’s Best’ stamp on the label is anything but hyperbolic.
Densely malty, with a strength of flavor that carries far into the aftertaste but does not deteriorate in the slightest. Delicious, unique, and something I will endeavor to have again and again.
Slight hint of 'wildness' to the cream-- which carries outstanding flavor and distributive quality-- expertly delivering the medium cocoa flavor and salty complement directly to the esophagus, soul.
Fantastically creamy with a wild edge that provides a truly welcome and interesting character. (I was fortunate to try both the glass and plastic bottle versions, and in my case, the cream mixed much more evenly in the plastic— and that is the experience that I will review.) The cream-to-viscosity ratio is perfectly delivered, and though all other attributes are more than competent, they almost become moot when this ratio is nailed to the degree it is here.
Outstandingly chocolaty and malty flavor, with a generous dose of cream and salt to curb any undesirable aftertaste and leave you lusting after your next sip, glassful, and bottle.
Everything you’d hope for in a chocolate milk— plenty sweet, creamy, chocolaty, salty-- it's delicious and incredibly drinkable.
Has the confidence to rein in the sugar and ultimately let the cocoa flourish, with lots of help from the deliciously creamy solvent. It looks and feels substantial, which will make you savor it all the more.
Excellent punch of cocoa enveloped in a buttery creaminess that seems beyond what 2% milk fat should be capable of. I could easily down the entire bottle, which would cause me to be more disturbed by the sight of the empty vessel than at the gluttonous lust it took to achieve it.
A perfect example of where ‘thickness’ is justified by the creaminess. This is indulgent without being ostentatious, as the cream is more prominent than the cocoa, which comes through more in the latter half of the sip— as though the cream delivers it to the tongue and tiptoes away quietly— but you appreciate the act more so than the gift itself.
Wow— after all the ‘milkshakes’ I’ve had in the ~230mL cup, I was prepared for this to be terrible. Couldn’t have been further off! The texture is milky, not over-emulsified sludge, and the flavor is malty, amply chocolaty, salty, sweet, and an absolute pleasure to drink. Perfectly nails the milkshake taste in a container you can take home, store in the fridge, and open when your day needs drastic improvement.
