Gorgeously velveteen creamy base with confident salty/malty punch that will excite your tastebuds and convert even the most goat-phobic friend of yours into a believer and proselytizer of this delicious dairy beverage.
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Pine View Dairy Chocolate Milk
Gorgeously creamy build supported by ample sweetness, salt, and a slow-burning cocoa flavor that takes time to develop— but it’s time that you’ll spend enjoying the well-rounded indulgence contained therein.
Stillman Dairy Farm Chocolate Milk
Neat combination of creamy sweetness with a prominent grassy kick in the latter part of the sip. I enjoyed the aftertaste perhaps even more than the fore-taste, and applaud the unique flavor profile.
Monument Farms Dairy Chocolate Milk
Fantastically well-balanced cream, cocoa, sweetness, and salt— a genuine pleasure to imbibe. Vibrant cocoa flavor upfront, with a malty kiss on the back end— not quite as risqué as it sounds— but it’s a solidly indulgent treat where every sip is as delicious as the last.
Stoltzfus Family Dairy Creamline Chocolate Milk
Excellent cream factor grabs you up front and engages in cooperation (not competition) with the cocoa flavor to bring you a sophisticated, layered chocolate milk experience that so many fail to attain.
Ripley Family Farm Chocolate Milk
A creamy, confidently malty experience not to be overlooked. The base feels slightly less dense than its Hillcrest Dairy cousin, but the cream disperses magnificently and all in all a highly satisfying package.
MTSU Creamery Chocolate Milk
Chocolaty in a way that many strive for, but few achieve. The gorgeous texture delivers cocoa with care and reverence, and the flavor deliciously violates its oral curfew— reinforcing the age-old trope that sometimes it feels good to be ‘bad.’
Shatto Milk Company Chocolate Mint Milk
Brimming with flavor— mint, chocolate, and cream remain prominent whilst languishing in delicate balance. The cool minty hit helps to slow the consumption rate, as it’s a fun and tasty sensation that you’ll continue to chase until exhaustion. To be clear, I mean the bottle’s exhaustion, not your own.
Dugan Road Creamery Cookies and Cream Milk
You won’t find a better potable version of cookies & cream— the essence of a chocolate sandwich cookie is perfectly captured, and not caricatured (as in many other formulations out there). If you’ve ever dreamt of drinking an entire sleeve of Oreos, this is your calling.
Mom's Organic Chocolate Milk
Confidently wild, luxuriously creamy, and exceedingly drinkable— the grass-fed cream is by far the star of the show here. Chocolate plays an understated, yet competent role, letting the cream flourish and the salt accentuate each draw like an ocean wave lapping the smoothly sun-bleached rocks of the Downeast Maine coast.
Windy Ridge Dairy Chocolate Mint Milk
Quite possibly the finest chocolate mint milk extant. It arrives with a flavorful density, yet lightens immediately in the mouth as though it knows exactly where to go and how to navigate to its destination— leaving you with a satisfying minty coolness from gums to gullet. Alliteration was never my strong point.
Pittsford Farms Dairy Chocolate Milk (glass)
There’s a substantial heft to the body, which delivers an abundance of cocoa flavor and an indulgently creamy undertone that sustains the flavor until you’re ready for the next draw. In short: dense, chocolaty, and delicious.
Valley Pride Organic Chocolate Milk
For mature audiences only! Dark chocolate flavor that retreats to the rear of the palate, absconding with your inhibitions and challenging your long-held chocolate milk paradigms. It’s delicious as it is unique, and for true fans of fireside sipping, sophistication emulating, or post-self-destruction brooding, this may be the one for you.
Avalon Dairy Chocolate Milk
Its pinkish hue exudes novelty from the very start, culminating in quite possibly the most powerfully malty chocolate milk I’ve yet to experience in nearly 1,300 worldwide. The texture is beautiful and does well to support the sharply delicious and nonpareil malty flavor.
Morning Fresh Dairy Farm Chocolate Milk
The sweetness steps aside and gallantly holds the door for the creamy-cocoa wave that begins subtly yet ends somehow tastefully garish. Excellent overall feel, and a true and well-delivered cocoa flavor that lasts far beyond mouth occupation.
Trickling Springs FarmFriend Dark Chocolate Milk
An intensely dark brown visage whets your appetite for the rich, brazen cocoa experience on which you will soon embark— and it fails to disappoint. It’s appropriately undersweet, sufficiently creamy, and lavishly celebrates the merits of cocoa to an extent that so few potables achieve.
Maplehofe Dairy Farms Chocolate Milk
Outstanding balance of (high) cream and (low) viscosity— making each sip as easy as it is rewarding. Cocoa flavor is prominently on display with a sweet, yet clean finish.
Manning Farm Dairy Chocolate Milk
Thickly creamy, and confidently chocolaty— a true dessert-like treat in liquid form. It’s rather filling, both from a spiritual and intestinal standpoint, and will be my stock answer going forward when asked, “What can you get for a dollar anymore?”
Tanner Bros. Farm Chocolate Milk
Deliciously unique cocoa flavor reminiscent of (excellent) hot chocolate. Truly enjoyable from beginning to end, and a flavor that you will long to revisit for years to come.
Bailys Dairy Chocolate Milk
Perhaps the utmost paragon of the low-viscosity, high-creaminess ratio that I hold dear! Its luxuriously creamy texture disperses naturally and uniformly, delivering a choco-maltiness that is as delicious as it is unique. You owe it your mouth to gift it this experience.