All tagged 9.0

Misty Meadow Farm Creamery Chocolate Milk

Beautiful creamline taste and texture that amplifies the other flavors, and like a true MVP, it brings out the best in the other 'players.' Sports analogies aside, this is a delicious concoction with a touch of grass in the cream, well worth slotting into (or blowing out) your caloric budget.

Myers Century Farm Chocolate Milk

Luxuriously thin yet indulgently creamy, with a powerful, mature cocoa flavor and slight undersweetness that further fosters the reverence you'll experience with each draw. You will question 'Why would chocolate milk require more than 3 ingredients?'-- and this has the answer.

Southern Craft Creamery Chocolate Milk

Wow- a chocolate milk not afraid to be different! Beneath the gorgeous visage lies an undersweet, dark-chocolate-adjacent vein of indulgence that, when it mixes in uniformly with the cream, delivers a prominently unique experience-- the memory of which will last well beyond the product itself. I love the non-homogenous creamy base unimpeded by starchy, faux-viscosity-- this disperses swiftly but not before leaving an impression, and like good houseguests, leaves you wanting more.

Dakin Dairy Farms Chocolate Milk

Powerful upfront (slightly earthy) cocoa hit complimented by a strong but fleeting sweetness, thanks to a salty snap that curbs the sweet and accentuates the cream flavor on the way out. It drinks every bit as quickly as it satisfies your craving for potable indulgence.

Southern Oaks Jerseys Chocolate Milk

Impossibly creamy, silky base that lasts well beyond the sip, imparting a delicate warmth upon every surface that it graces (don't get ahead of me here). There's plenty of room for additional flavor, but I appreciate the undersweetness and slow-burn cocoa that peaks in the aftertaste. The cream flavor is the standout feature-- and epitomizes the age-old advice of "do one thing, but do it extremely well."

Cook's Farm Dairy Chocolate Milk

Thinner than expected (a nice surprise) and more than adequately creamy to deliver a medium cocoa flavor that crescendos in strength in the second half of the sip. It's a delicious arrangement of flavor and texture, unmistakably chocolaty and milky-- it is what you think it is, just likely a notch or two better than you're used to.

Oberweis Dairy Organic Chocolate Milk

A deeper, darker, and of course, creamier experience compared with it’s 2% (non-organic) counterpart— but it lacks a salty punch that would further pop the cocoa and cream. Petty nitpicks aside, it’s an absolutely delicious way to spend a few dollars, a few minutes, and a few hundred calories.

Mountain Fresh Creamery Chocolate Milk

Phenomenally creamy, full, and drinkable in a way that few chocolate milks could hope to achieve. It disperses perfectly in the mouth, knowing exactly where to go and how long it should take— and leaves you with a slightly powdery/malty cocoa gift that crescendos in the afterglow.

Hart Dairy Chocolate Milk

Wow— a punch in the face of sweet, dark, cocoa flavor that will have your tastebuds standing at attention! Its remarkable girth is fully burdened with flavor and highly congruent with its gorgeous visage. For potable indulgence, look no further— but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Shetler Family Dairy Chocolate Milk

An avalanche of what I can best describe as ‘creamy girth’— which is decidedly more appealing than it reads. This is by far its standout feature, as there isn’t a strong flavor component in any particular direction— but fans of dense cream and light malt should take notice.

Moomers Farm Creamery Chocolate Milk

Powerful cocoa upfront that affords the cream time to establish roots in the latter half of the sip— giving you two phases of satisfaction whilst preparing you for the next draw. This is a cycle you won’t want to break— as the cocoa profile is uniquely intoxicating and the non-homogenized base is a welcoming host who truly makes you feel ‘at home’ regardless of your actual surroundings.

Dandy Breeze Creamery Chocolate Milk

Blissfully smooth and creamy, it warms the heart as much as it does the palate. It drinks like a dream— one of those dreams that when you wake up from it, you immediately try to get back into it. I now lie fully satisfied, reflecting intently on the half gallon container and the 12 minutes it took to render it dry.